Iran will have to cancel their nuclear weapons program when they find out the uranium and the detonators came from Israel. This is not so far fetched. Until 1989, the Israeli Soltam factory was making shells for the Iranian military. The contract was stopped after Hezbollah shells were found with Israeli markings. Israeli Nachum Manbar was caught selling poison gas to Iran. Israelis are investigating who broke the Israeli embargo against Iran, and Iranians are investigating who violated the Israel boycott. Israel imports pistachio nuts from Iran. These have the advantage of being much smaller than oranges, so they are difficult to label...
The Blunder with Israeli Orange Handouts
Following the hand out of cash in envelopes to journalists and free potato handouts to potential voters by Ahmadinejad's election camp, the efforts to buy votes with more hand outs was intensified to help re-elect Ahmadinejad.
In another freebies for votes stunt, Ahmadinejad's camp announced free orange handouts to people when he was due to hold an election rally in the poor district of Islamshahr. Of course the stunt worked and as predicted, large throngs who would not miss the opportunity of getting fresh juicy oranges for free, turned up. There was however one problem. The oranges were Israeli oranges with obvious 'Jaffa' labels still on them!
So shortly after President Ahmadinejad using the platform handed to him on a plate by the UN summit to recruit extremist and militant minds in the Middle East, the self styled champion of the oppressed Palestinian people was handing out Israeli oranges for the rent a crowd mob.
Who could have written a funnier script than that?
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