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On the other side of the political fence, nearly evenly matched supporters of the new rising political power shout insults at their brethren.
As the first round between the two candidates, Syrian officials claim that the gap between the two candidates seem to be extremely narrow, so a second round seems inevitable, but "Both candidates are more than capable of elevating the great Syrian nation to its rightful place among the Arab nations."